You Have You Ever...

1. Kissed one of your DA friends?
Innocent

2. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent

3. Ever told a lie?
Guilty (really? Who hasn't ever told a lie?)

4. Had feelings for someone whom doesn't have them back?
Guilty (see 36)

5. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Guilty (if we're counting family)

6. Kissed a picture?
Guilty (what can I say, I had a signed picture of Viggo Mortensen in fifth grade. You would have kissed it too)

7. Slept in until 5 PM?
Innocent (I think...)

8. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty (teacher yelled at me too. Ms. Gordon. She was scary when you're only ten)

9. Held a snake?
Guilty (psh, I've owned snakes)

10. Been suspended from school?
Innocent

11. Worked at a fast food restaurant?
Innocent

12. Been fired from a job?
Innocent

13. Done something you regret?
Guilty (again, who hasn't?)

14. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
Innocent actually (I have fallen onto the floor from laughing. More than once. Although one of those times I was on a bench being tickled from both sides. Not my fault)

15. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty

16. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent (although I do live in Seattle, so this might change)

17. Sat on a roof top?
Guilty

18. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent

19. Sang in the shower?
Guilty (like every day. Usually disney songs, though lately its been Christmas music. Sleigh bells ring, are you listening...)

20. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent

21. Ate more than half a pie by yourself?
Guilty (try an entire pie. Though it was over a period of a week. I've also consumed one of those monster bags of skittles in about a week)

22. Flirted with someone to make someone else jealous?
Innocent (as far as I can remember)

23. Pretended to flirt with someone?
Innocent (although I have pulled off some other good lies. Anybody know who Johnny Fairplay is?)

24. If someone dared you, would lick the floor under where you are?
Innocent (it would require moving my entire couch and, really, who wants the hassle?)

25. Own a pair of aviators?
Innocent

26. Own something that you bought that you would never wear?
Guilty

27. Shaved your head?
Innocent

28. Slept in your underwear in the middle of winter?
Guilty (Love my cozy warm comforter)

29. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent

30. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Ummm... (well we were both crying, and it wasn't specifically me that started it. More of a joint effort. So... kinda?)

31. Donated Blood?
Innocent

32. Eaten alligator meat?
Innocent

33. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty (best. dessert. ever.)

34. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Guilty (see X)

35. Have/had a tattoo?
Guilty (if henna counts)

36. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Guilty (I have a thing for older men. See 6 for an example.)

37. Been too honest?
Guilty (story of my life)

38. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty (I can't remember a specific event, but probably)

39. Erased someone in your friends list?
(because I actually carry around a list of my friends and add people to and erase people from it?) Innocent

40. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you’re a guy) or man's clothes (if you’re a girl)?
Guilty (In eighth grade a had a terribly ripped pair of guy jeans that I wore all the time. Once I realized that wasn't socially acceptable, I started wearing them only on weekends. But they eventually fell apart . I really want to go back to Fred Meyer and get some more)

41. Joined a pageant?
Innocent

42. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
Guilty (Actually, almost every single day. Damn, Sean is amazing. And pretty damn fine himself )

43. Had communication w/ your ex?
Innocent (No actual exes. Unless we're counting "boyfriends" from fifth and sixth grade)

44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

45. Got so angry that you cried?
Guilty (There are very few people I hate. But when I hate people, I really hate them. Like my orthodontist)

46. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
(For their own good?) Innocent. (For my own good?) Guilty. (If not wanting his girlfriend to hate me counts as my own good and not his)

47. Thought about suicide?
Innocent (Unless we're talking in a broad sense, like anybody committing suicide. Like you hear about someone in the news. But not seriously and definitely not for myself)

48. Thought about murder?
Innocent (see 47)

49. How bout mass murder?
Innocent (see 47)

50. Tried illegal drugs and the like?
Innocent

51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent (Unless cab drivers own their vehicles)

52. Stalked someone?
Innocent

53. Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
Innocent

54. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
(girlfriend/boyfriend?) Innocent (I'm not into transvestites. I am guilty of just a regular boyfriend though)

55. In love?
Guilty (Even if he'll never know...)

OWARI!